Corporate StoryInfant's, my office shuttle, is the auto-engineering’s marvel. It is only vehicle on the face of the earth that beats Tata’s Nano hands down, both in cost and compactness. Though slightly bigger than Nano, it seats 30 people...exclusive of driver, aila!! When you board, its for sure that you wonder whether it was intended for normal humans. Because leg room between seats proves that it was originally designed for the people without legs. So, people with legs like me, who travel regularly, will surely lose their legs sooner or later in accordance to theories of Darwin and Lamarck. And width, OMG, fuses the butts of people sitting side by side; I bet you cannot make out where your butt ends and the next butt begins. The real magic begins when this four-wheeled hell is crowded by 29 sweating and stinking girls at 5 in the evening and I am subjected to maddening decibels of Kannada cacophony (courtesy: our driver has a loud ear for music) amidst them.... Effluvium from 8 hrs sweat-drenched and proudly stinking girls (29 of them) when blended with musical terrorism in an all-windows-closed, snail paced, built to paralyze, four wheeled wonder, INFANT---- makes my journey deadliest, if not delirious. But last week, when summer sun added its thermal charm to this nightmarish setup, my ply home was suicidal!!!That was the bloggable eve-nt.
P.S: Encore Post-Reason behind this post is to market "Infant's". This is a brain-child of cost cutting!
